• men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

(Source: unit03, via natdeg)

"We’re all trying to forget someone."

Six Word Story   (via akidnamedricky)

(Source: allineedissix, via just--numb)

"A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey"

"She’s confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing, so she won’t commit to anything."

Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via insanity-and-vanity)

(via natdeg)

1200reasons:

sluttyoliveoil:

where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online”

So SO uneducated about penises

(via radical-illusion)